Case Files: The Sherpa

Name: Unknown
Alias: The Sherpa
Height: ~6'
Weight: Unknown
Distinguishing Characteristics: Mute

One of many characters around my workplace is the Sherpa. Characterized by his ski goggles, large hat, HUGE backpack (contents unknown) and a bicycle with fur seat cover. Previously thought to be a vagrant, it was recently discovered that he was a student here when he came to the counter for services. It was also discovered that he is apparently mute, as he never speaks and has been observed writing down questions to ask people. Upon last examination, he was noted taking several dance classes. He wears the hat and ski goggles no matter the weather or time of day, but the type of coat varies depending on the weather. This is just one of many characters catalogued in the Moe Fwacky Case Files.
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